my follower count can still be a pokemon but at least that pokemon is a motha fuckin WAILORD
"there might be a secret down there"
"i’m on it!"
donkey kong suicide missions
WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A PERSON AND YOU’RE NOT SURE IF THEYRE FLIRTING BACK AT YOU OR THEY’RE JUST BEING REALLY FRIENDLY
single 8 pack guy
Sometimes the thirst is just too much thirsty
"Today was amazing. Watching you win the race and performing the ritual together... I'll always remember this."