Gonzo: Hello! Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol! I am here to tell the story.
Rizzo the Rat: And I am here for the food.
(Source: spumonis, via dailyclassicdisney)
Now I bet you’ve got kind of a lovely face under all that paint. Why don’t you wipe it off someday and have a good look. Figure out how you can live up to it.
(Source: carygranted)